Blooming Diplomat · collection #271

Blooming Diplomat #271

Original collection portrait #271 of 666. Blooming Diplomat #271 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup

Personality

Blooming until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a hotel Nespresso

• #271 of 666
• blooming
• diplomat
• crema critic
• treats pastry as rent