Ristretto Cultist · collection #268

Ristretto Cultist #268

Original collection portrait #268 of 666. Ristretto Cultist #268 lives in the night-shift bakery counter. Mornings start when the kettle does; they stand until the first sip, then sit like a treaty. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 5/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

The one that is still warm

Personality

Ristretto until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a reusable cup that does not quite dock

• #268 of 666
• ristretto
• cultist
• collection original
• talks to houseplants