Whispered Fern · collection #267

Whispered Fern #267

Original collection portrait #267 of 666. Whispered Fern #267 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Whispered until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

matcha arriving at the same table

• #267 of 666
• whispered
• fern
• crema critic
• will not share the scale