Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Fern Busser · collection #264
Fern Busser #264
Original collection portrait #264 of 666. Fern Busser #264 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Ristretto, no theater. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Ristretto, no theater
- Personality
- Fern until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- an empty pod drawer at 09:12
- #264 of 666
- fern
- busser
- collection original
- sleeps in theory