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Velvet Maximalist #257
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Velvet Maximalist · collection #257

Velvet Maximalist #257

Original collection portrait #257 of 666. Velvet Maximalist #257 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Oat cortado, endless wifi
Personality
Velvet until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
matcha arriving at the same table
  • #257 of 666
  • velvet
  • maximalist
  • same cups
  • keeps a secret tin

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