Scale Kettle · collection #253

Scale Kettle #253

Original collection portrait #253 of 666. Scale Kettle #253 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Whatever is already poured

Personality

Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #253 of 666
• scale
• kettle
• same cups
• treats pastry as rent