Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Laminated Houseplant · collection #241
Laminated Houseplant #241
Original collection portrait #241 of 666. Laminated Houseplant #241 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Whatever is already poured
- Personality
- Laminated until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #241 of 666
- laminated
- houseplant
- same cups
- treats pastry as rent