Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Slack Diplomat · collection #239
Slack Diplomat #239
Original collection portrait #239 of 666. Slack Diplomat #239 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Geisha, shared with nobody
- Personality
- Slack until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- jazz on the decaf playlist
- #239 of 666
- slack
- diplomat
- crema critic
- keeps a secret tin