Swiss-water Squatter · collection #238

Swiss-water Squatter #238

Original collection portrait #238 of 666. Swiss-water Squatter #238 lives in the night-shift bakery counter. Mornings start when the kettle does; they stand until the first sip, then sit like a treaty. Drink of record: Flat white, heart or nothing. Caffeine 5/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Flat white, heart or nothing

Personality

Swiss-water until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a reusable cup that does not quite dock

• #238 of 666
• swiss-water
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• talks to houseplants