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Loud Cultist #236
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Loud Cultist · collection #236

Loud Cultist #236

Original collection portrait #236 of 666. Loud Cultist #236 lives in a backpack with a socked pitcher. Mornings start when the kettle does; they order in a whisper so the foam does not flee. Drink of record: Hotel-room pour-over. Caffeine 9/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Hotel-room pour-over
Personality
Loud until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a microwave mug that used to be soup
  • #236 of 666
  • loud
  • cultist
  • collection original
  • believes in 96°C

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