Third-wave Bloom · collection #231

Third-wave Bloom #231

Original collection portrait #231 of 666. Third-wave Bloom #231 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Third-wave until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a hotel Nespresso

• #231 of 666
• third-wave
• bloom
• crema critic
• will not share the scale