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Pastry Traitor #227
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Pastry Traitor · collection #227

Pastry Traitor #227

Original collection portrait #227 of 666. Pastry Traitor #227 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Geisha, shared with nobody
Personality
Pastry until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
matcha arriving at the same table
  • #227 of 666
  • pastry
  • traitor
  • crema critic
  • keeps a secret tin

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