Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Decaf Houseplant · collection #209
Decaf Houseplant #209
Original collection portrait #209 of 666. Decaf Houseplant #209 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Oat cortado, endless wifi
- Personality
- Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- jazz on the decaf playlist
- #209 of 666
- decaf
- houseplant
- same cups
- keeps a secret tin