Roasted Diplomat · collection #207

Roasted Diplomat #207

Original collection portrait #207 of 666. Roasted Diplomat #207 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Roasted until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

matcha arriving at the same table

• #207 of 666
• roasted
• diplomat
• crema critic
• will not share the scale