Laminated Fern · collection #203

Laminated Fern #203

Original collection portrait #203 of 666. Laminated Fern #203 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Geisha, shared with nobody

Personality

Laminated until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #203 of 666
• laminated
• fern
• crema critic
• keeps a secret tin