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Goose-neck Snob #197
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Goose-neck Snob · collection #197

Goose-neck Snob #197

Original collection portrait #197 of 666. Goose-neck Snob #197 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Oat cortado, endless wifi
Personality
Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
matcha arriving at the same table
  • #197 of 666
  • goose-neck
  • snob
  • same cups
  • keeps a secret tin

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