Goose-neck Roaster · collection #159

Goose-neck Roaster #159

Original collection portrait #159 of 666. Goose-neck Roaster #159 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

jazz on the decaf playlist

• #159 of 666
• goose-neck
• roaster
• crema critic
• will not share the scale