Portable Squatter · collection #142

Portable Squatter #142

Original collection portrait #142 of 666. Portable Squatter #142 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Flat white, heart or nothing. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Flat white, heart or nothing

Personality

Portable until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

someone calling it a cappuccino

• #142 of 666
• portable
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• talks to houseplants