Concentric Squatter · collection #14

Concentric Squatter #14

Original collection portrait #14 of 666. Concentric Squatter #14 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Nitro, because the tap hissed first

Personality

Concentric until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

an empty pod drawer at 09:12

• #14 of 666
• concentric
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• believes in 96°C