Slack Kettle · collection #125

Slack Kettle #125

Original collection portrait #125 of 666. Slack Kettle #125 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Oat cortado, endless wifi

Personality

Slack until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #125 of 666
• slack
• kettle
• same cups
• keeps a secret tin