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Ritual Regular #123
Caffeine mode 5/10

Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.

Ritual Regular · collection #123

Ritual Regular #123

Original collection portrait #123 of 666. Ritual Regular #123 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony
Personality
Ritual until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
the third short shot
  • #123 of 666
  • ritual
  • regular
  • crema critic
  • will not share the scale

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