Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Scale Snob · collection #101
Scale Snob #101
Original collection portrait #101 of 666. Scale Snob #101 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Oat cortado, endless wifi
- Personality
- Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #101 of 666
- scale
- snob
- same cups
- keeps a secret tin